Blue Yeti USB Microphone and Audiobooks

Necessity is the mother of invention and this year’s necessity involved creating a new source of income. I won’t bore you with the details but the financial cushion of the day job is gone, and like a gazillion other people whose jobs went poof, I’m in a panic. Unlike year’s past, I need to find a solution that’s outside of the box. Specifically, a way to replace the lost income by working from home, which is every worker bee’s ultimate dream.

I knew this day was coming, and tried to set up a new foundation by signing up with a company called Taskrabbit which connects you with both online jobs, and quickie one-shot jobs in your neighborhood. Taskrabbit requires you to set up a camera and microphone and do an online interview. I think there are other ways, such as emailing them a video interview, but I chose the scary route.

Our computers aren’t set up for online audio/video interviews, especially the camera part, and we don’t have cell phones, so we scrambled for hours trying to set it up for me to do the interview. By the time we’d finished scrambling, I wasn’t on top of my game any more. Nervous as all get out, I kept flubbing the name of the company and calling it “Taskmaster” instead of “Taskrabbit.” Needless to say, I didn’t qualify for the gigs and they won’t even talk to me.

So here I was, the financial cushion gone, needing to generate income from home NOW. Trying to open my psyche to new possibilities, I was totally ready when a chance came to narrate audiobooks. I’d done voice work in the past, though not on this level, and my previous endeavors had been years ago. Nevertheless, I’d been told enough times that I had an amazing voice that the seed was planted.

A fellow writer turned me onto ACX, which is the Audiobook Creation Exchange owned by Amazon that connects narrators with authors in an environment that is safe for both. I didn’t go there as a narrator, I went there as an author who wanted to turn their books into audiobooks. So I put three books into the system, hiring other narrators to turn them into audiobooks.

Once I saw how the system worked, I realized that I could become a narrator if I had the equipment, and that’s where the Blue Yeti microphone comes in. After days of researching microphones I chose the Blue Yeti, and this was a tough choice because the most recommended microphone was the Rode NT1-A. As far as I could tell, the Rode NT1-A required an additional piece of equipment in between the microphone and the computer, and I was hoping for a more direct solution.

The next recommendation was the Blue Yeti microphone, which plugs directly into the computer via USB, and plays nice with Audacity, the sound editing software that I was already familiar and comfortable with. I took the plunge. I later discovered that several ACX narrators use the Blue Yeti microphone. There are several Blue Yetis, including the Blue Yeti Pro USB condenser microphone, and the Blue Yeti Silver USB condenser microphone, and both work on Windows or Macintosh computers.

Here’s what I’ve learned. First and foremost, I can do this! My voice is now attached to three books, with two more on the way. They aren’t live on Amazon yet, but when they go live you’ll find them under the name Allie Mars and they’ll appear on Amazon, Audible and iTunes. In the meantime, you can listen to me, or hire me, from my ACX narrator page.

It helped a lot that I had experience in both using my voice commercially, and with using sound editing software. For me the learning curve was in using the Blue Yeti microphone itself, finding the sweet spot of where to position the microphone, and figuring out which software tweaks turned the raw audio into a polished audio.

How would I rate the Blue Yeti microphone? Definitely an A+++. Easy to set up, easy to use, generates beautiful audio — IF you take the time to learn how to use it. Will audiobooks fill the financial slot for me? I don’t have a clue, but at least I’m doing something toward financial freedom!

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Books That Make You Think

I recently read an entertaining book that makes you think by an author who only put out one book of its kind, and then went on to pen several vampire books. The book that makes you think disappeared into oblivion. The vampire books took off with all the popularity of the current vampire craze. People want vampires and zombies. Apparently they do not want books that make you think, even if the book is entertaining.

My books tend to be thinkers and it takes a special type of person to embrace them. Virtually every book I’ve written offers up a message of some sort, and most are non-fiction. Even the alien abduction book goes beyond what it’s like to be abducted and takes you into a place of deep thoughts. While none of us can know what the aliens are thinking or planning, we can speculate on their motives.

Speculation that involves mindless aliens taking over our bodies or serving us up on a platter sells like hotcakes. Speculation that is probably closer to the truth, comparing the UFO aliens to our own scientists, comparing their treatment of us to our treatment of other species, isn’t as popular. For some unfathomable reason, people want mindless man-eating monsters.

For all the thinkers of the world, there are authors who write books that make you think. I hope that I am one of them. My books are designed to send a message, one that makes the world a better place.

The three-volume An Acre of America Backyard Nature Series has two big messages. The obvious message is that you don’t need to travel beyond your own back yard to encounter really cool insects, animals and plants. Nature can wow you from any acre in America, or the world. The not-so-obvious message which is most prominent in King of the Forest shows you how close some of our more beloved species are to becoming completely and permanently extinct. Humans are obliterating other species and those species are disappearing, one by one.

I do not understand why the news media spends all of its time on guns, politics, crime, and the ever-changing hot story of the day, but ignores world changers such as animals on the road to extinction. Humans are obliterating everything that keeps this planet alive, and interesting, yet nobody is talking about it.

I’ve tried to keep An Acre of America light and entertaining which was not an easy task, especially while I was sobbing as I wrote portions of the book. How do you keep it easy breezy and fun to read while still getting the message out? That was the goal of King of the Forest which I expect to release in March 2013.

On a lighter note is Bad Dog to Best Friend which is part entertainment, and part dog training book. The goal is to teach people how to keep their dogs instead of abandoning them to the dog pound. I’m hoping that Dakota’s story educates dog owners on how their dogs become bad dogs, and ways to avoid it.

Alien Nightmares: Screen Memories of UFO Alien Abductions shows you what it’s like to be abducted by aliens over and over, left with memories that feel like dreams, and screen memories that don’t match what really happened. It also speculates on alien motives and makes comparisons to biblical stories.

Yankee Go Home ends with a powerful message on how our actions today might impact another human being for the rest of their life. One small act of kindness might change the course for another human being forever. Ditto for an act of cruelty. Each of us creates ripples like a pebble in a pond, and those ripples spread out far beyond a single moment.

Even my astrophysical murder mystery, The Cantor Dimension, which blends fact with fiction, is a thinking book. Readers looking for a light read don’t embrace it. Fans of The Cantor Dimension tend to read a lot of heavy thinkers, thought provokers, and books loaded with scientific detail.

Personally I get into weird facts which is why you find them in my books. Sometimes a word or phrase sends me into fits of ecstasy: Bishop Sexwulf, Hoo All Hallows, King Offa, The Hundred of Hoo, and Xenotime crystals have that cool factor that my brain embraces and found their way into The Cantor Dimension. Hopefully there are readers whose brains wander the same weird trails.

Then there are stories and legends from the days of yore which I am compelled to share. Legends of human with tails, the Prince of Transylvania, the meaning of ‘the devil shits Dutchmen’, Jacob’s ‘gate of heaven’, the unsolved murder of the father of Edmond Halley who discovered Halley’s Comet, the Bats people and their time gods, and how human bones were used in the olden days, these facts and so many others are integral to The Cantor Dimension. Some reviewers blast the story for having “too many details” while others applaud it for the same reason. It all boils down to how much thinking you’re in the mood to do.

My wish for the world is for more people to embrace thinking, lest we all perish in a mountain of mindless monsters. Read a dog book that teaches humans how to be better dog owners. Get a glimpse into the real world of aliens instead of the bloodthirsty aliens of Hollywood fame. Slow down and witness the wonders in your own back yard. Read a book that makes you think.

Wander the bizarre trails of Sharon Delarose, author and storyteller.

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An unexpected theory on the UFO alien rapture

Last year, I came out of the closet as a UFO alien abductee and wrote a book about it — Alien Nightmares: Screen Memories of UFO Alien AbductionsTrue story of screen Memories of UFO alien abductions.

Once the aliens touch your life, you can’t help but speculate on their motives, how they perceive us, and why they do the things they do. Are the UFO aliens moving toward a big finale? Does it converge with the biblical rapture?

I offered up a few thoughts on their motives, shooting some theories down, and supporting others based on my own experiences and logic. When you come right down to it, however, the aliens are alien. I know that sounds redundant, but it’s truer than we realize. If you take “alien” to mean incomprehensible, unfamiliar, and unfathomable, then you’ve got the truest definition of UFO aliens possible.

Not having a clue what they’re all about doesn’t stop us from speculating in movies and fiction, and it seems that the more popular alien theories involve alien monsters using our bodies as hosts, mindless monsters tearing us limb from limb, or us becoming food for zombie-like aliens.

How refreshing it was for me, as an alien abductee aka experiencer, to discover a fiction book that offered up a believable scenario of alien visitation and alien invasion. If you enjoyed my Alien Nightmares book, which is non-fiction, you’ll LOVE the fiction book The Gods and the Builders. It takes many of the concepts that I touched on and turns them into a believable prediction for our future.

In Brandon Hale’s The Gods and the BuildersBrandon Hale The Gods and the Builders, alien spaceships appear en masse all around the world, and the government can’t hide the truth anymore. What will the government do? Why are the aliens here? And why did the aliens decide to show themselves so visibly right now?

I am literally blown away by the near perfection of detail and level of knowledge this author put into the story, especially on the difficulties of alien/human communication. The theories work, the possibilities work, and the analogies are flawless.

So many alien stories are all hyped up, full of truly unbelievable scenarios built for Hollywood special effects. How refreshing to read a story so genuine and well thought out! Cooler yet is the surprise ending. I did not see that coming!

I give this book my total stamp of approval, as an actual alien abductee. I would love to read a sequel!

A few of my favorite lines:

Banks: “They’re visiting world leaders right now.”
Hamilton: “They’re STARING at world leaders right now…”

Alice: “There’s an alien at the door. What do I do?”
Arthur: “Open the door?”
Alice: “YOU open the door.”
[more debate]
Arthur: “Someone should really answer the damn door!”

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Alien Nightmares Embraced on Goodreads

When you share something as personal and profound as a true alien abduction account, you cannot even venture a guess on how it will be received. A fiction writer can add all sorts of effects to grab the reader but a non-fiction story must stick to the facts, which in this case are literally out of this world but not in the Hollywood way.

I worried about the proliferation of fictional UFO movies creating specific expectations among UFO alien abduction readers. My abduction memories fall pretty far outside the standard fare and are thus unpredictable for the reader. Will I be embraced or dismissed? Accepted or scoffed at?


Alien Nightmares went public on July 1, 2012 and up until now, I’ve had no feedback from readers. Six months without a clue what you were thinking is really hard not only as someone who bared my soul, but as an author.

Two days ago the first review ever appeared on Goodreads, and it humbled me completely. Not only did this fellow give Alien Nightmares: Screen Memories of UFO Alien Abductions a 5-star rating, he took the time to write a lengthy review. After squirming on pins and needles for six months, I was finally given a glimpse of what a reader thought of the book, and how my alien abduction story has been received.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts. You cannot imagine the joy you’ve given me by embracing Alien Nightmares.

Excerpt from the 5-star review: “One of the most fascinating, crucial, and frightening aspects of the alien abduction phenomenon is the idea of screened memories or virtual reality scenarios; the protective or deceptive memories the aliens implant into dreams or into the conscious memory of individuals.” Read the full review…

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Murder Mysteries, Thrillers, Plot Twists, Books

Murder mysteries, thrillers, plot twists and turns from various authors, and did we say murder mysteries? Get a Kindle book for you, and a paperback as a gift for a friend. Some of these books come in paperback and Kindle both, some just in Kindle.

The Cantor Dimension, an astrophysical murder mystery with missing persons and strange disappearances where people suddenly vanish from existence and nobody remembers them. Solve the centuries old true murder of Edmond Halley’s father in this blend of fact and fiction that spans centuries from 1600s England to present-day America. Meteorites, murders, the Knights Templars, the Prince of Transylvania, and Charles Dickens’ obsession plunge you into The Cantor Dimension. Paperback and Kindle.

Big Lake, volume one of the Big Lake series leads you into a world of sex, deceit and violence on the hunt for a killer in this murder mystery full of suspects. Whodunnit? An anti-government survivalist, a jilted woman, or another man’s wife? A plot full of twists and turns gives you a real page-turner. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Death Knell: A Birdie Morgan Murder Mystery is a “twisty, intense murder mystery” said one reviewer. A cell phone ringing at the side of the road… Haunting memories of a horrible accident… The disappearance of a high school friend… Amber struggles to get her life together after a car accident leaves her with memory loss and fear. While she recovers from the crash, a strange phone call throws her headlong into solving a missing woman’s case. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Castle Cay: The Julie O’Hara Mystery Series, Volume 1, takes you to a mysterious island in the Caribbean to solve a murder that uncovers a deadly conspiracy. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Covert Dreams is a fast-paced mystery that moves from Munich to the burning sands of Arabia in a gripping international suspense thriller. A woman goes missing and all traces of her disappear as if she’d never lived. A man wakes up speaking a foreign language he’d never learned with memories of a country he’d never been to. Excerpt: “Maybe this was some kind of huge mistake. Maybe he wasn’t going to kill her after all. Maybe everything would turn out happily ever after. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe… And then she died, with her eyes wide open, challenging, piercing his to the end.” Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Gene Search: a Collin Carter Mystery takes you into the world of mad scientists and their genetic experiments on humans in their quest to create the perfect baby, but something goes terribly wrong… Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Foreclosed: The Mitzy Newhaus Mysteries – Book 1 plunges realtor Mitzy into a race against time. Her goal is to save a mansion from foreclosure but a rival investor and an unwilling homeowner aren’t on board with her plan. If she doesn’t move fast, the economy won’t be the only thing that ends up dead. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Deadly Eyes takes you to the idyllic island of St. Croix in this Caribbean murder mystery with a unique twist: two completely different endings to choose from! Go dark or go happy, you choose the final outcome in this fast action suspense. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

A Shot in the Bark: A Dog Park Mystery about a grieving artist, a besotted detective, a creepy serial killer and a whole lotta dogs. Would you recognize a serial killer if you met one? Talked to one every day? Artist Lia Anderson doesn’t, and neither does anyone else who frequents the Mount Airy Dog Park. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

White Lies & Dangerous Secrets: a Collin Carter Mystery where he finds himself unexpectedly embroiled in international espionage, and all the while the clock is ticking when the love of his life is kidnapped by one who had murdered twice before. Can he save her in time? Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Fatal Exchange is the highly-acclaimed fast-paced thriller from Russell Blake that combines conspiracy, counterfeiting, a serial killer, and a scheme to destablize the U.S. financial system. Kindle.

Irrefutable: A Crime Thriller that pits Detective Alex Mendez against an unexpected DNA result that puts him in the hotseat. Rape, murder, and deep dark secrets turn a serial rape investigation into a nightmare. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

A Reason For Murder pits Charley, a houseman for a dishonest art dealer, against those who tortured and murdered his boss over a two hundred million dollar art heist. The bad guys believe that Charley knows what happened to the stolen art, and now they’re after him. Murder, mystery, and dodgy art thieves are the perfect reason for murder. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Big Lake Lynching, the sequel to Big Lake, plunges you into the hunt for a killer when an Apache is found hanged. Hatred, resentment, and old prejudices boil up to the surface in this mountain town. Meet up with small town bullies, Native American activists, and a few kinkies in the search for the killer. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Crazy Days in Big Lake exposes yet another murder mystery in this Arizona town. This time, mayhem runs amok when bears chase dogs, flower children camp out in the woods, eco-protesters are on the march, a home invasion draws blood, and the town mascot goes missing. Kindle.

Swan Song: The Julie O’Hara Mystery Series, Volume 2, is a possible murder disguised as a suicide when a dead woman is found floating in a swan boat like Snow White in a fractured fairytale. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Mystral Murder: The Julie O’Hara Mystery Series, Volume 3, sends body language expert Julie O’Hara on a cruise where a woman falls overboard, but was it really just an accident as everyone believed? Julie didn’t think so, there were too many motives for murder. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Claiming Moon pits a police detective and newspaper reporter against a serial murderer who steals organs for a most unexpected reason. Kindle.

The Senator’s Secret: Book 2 of the Coulson Series, unravels family skeletons in a murder mystery shrouded in broken hearts and secrets that could get you killed. How many people will die to protect the secret? Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

The Following: A Psychological Thriller in the Tyson Palmer Series takes you deep inside a powerful cult and once in, you may never get out again. Terrorism, a paranoid conspiracy theorist, and a journalist who believes he can rip the story wide open but gets sucked in too deep to ever walk away alive. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Drool Baby: A Dog Park Mystery and the sequel to A Shot in the Bark. Life at the Mt. Airy Dog Park is returning to normal until a message from a stranger starts Lia down a path that has her fighting for her life. Kindle.

Eminent Domain: The Mitzy Newhaus Mysteries – Book 2 pits Mitzy against the mafia, the FBI, city planners, and a crumbling economy. Labeled as a Christian cozy mystery. Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Buyer’s Remorse: The Mitzy Newhaus Mysteries – Book 3 puts Mitzy in the hotseat with the mafia once again when a dead body turns up on her patio that’s a dead ringer for Mitzy. Had she been the target? Or was something else afoot? Paperback book and Kindle ebook.

Condemned by Proxy murder mystery. Framed for murder, a reclusive writer is on the run trying to clear his name while looking for the real killer. Kindle ebook.

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UFO Alien Books for Conspiracy Theorists

Looking for a gift that’s a little out of the ordinary for someone who believes in UFOs? Look no further. Give a gift that won’t end up in the white elephant gift exchange. Whether it’s the company gift exchange party, a Christmas present, birthday present, thank you gift, or a just-because gift for a friend, a UFO alien book definitely has the cool factor for a true believer.

According to a National Geographic survey taken in advance of their new series Chasing UFOs, only 17% of Americans do NOT believe in UFOs, while 55% believe that men-in-black agents threaten UFO witnesses into silence, 80% believe that the government keeps hidden information on UFOs from the public, and 22% of the population would attempt to befriend the aliens if the chance arose.

A 1997 Gallup poll determined that 48% believe that UFOs are real, and a 2002 Roper poll upped the believers to 56%. While just over half of the population believes without a doubt, 80% of both groups of pollers believe that the government is hiding evidence about UFOs. That’s a lot of believers who’d love to get a UFO gift so why are you still handing out beer mugs, ornaments, candles, friendship plaques, or a bottle of wine?

In a 2008 interview with Reverend Jose Gabriel Funes entitled “The Extraterrestrial is my Brother,” Funes stated that believing in aliens does not contradict having faith in God. He added that humans might actually be the “lost sheep” of the universe and that alien life forms may even be “free from original sin… in full friendship with their creator.” Reverend Funes has been the director of the Vatican Observatory since August 2006, and his statement is a mighty strong statement coming from the Vatican.

The aliens are heading our way and the more people with a clue about the alien agenda, the better off humanity will be. Spread the word. Alien visitation is explored through both non-fiction and fiction covering alien abduction, alien invasion, screen memories, hypnotic regression, genetic manipulation, missing time, government conspiracies, our alien ancestors, alien/human hybrids, and the apocalypse.

UFO Alien Books for Conspiracy Theorists – Fiction and Nonfiction

Alien Nightmares: Screen Memories of UFO Alien Abductions by alien abductee Sharon Delarose is the true-life chronicle of an alien abductee as revealed through screen memories and creepy UFO dreams. Decades of abductions starting in early childhood, and matched up with actual UFO sightings that hit several cities in waves, come together in this non-fictional first-hand account. Are the aliens the antichrist the Bible warns of? Or are they our lifeboats to a brave new world? Non-fiction.

The Gods and the Builders by Brandon Hale is a fictional tale of alien visitors as experienced through the eyes of four puny humans. “At first, we didn’t know why they came, and once we found out, we wished we hadn’t asked…” Fiction.

The Threat: Revealing the Secret Alien Agenda by David M. Jacobs, Ph.D., one of the world’s most renowned experts on the UFO phenomenon. Dr. Jacobs believes he has uncovered the truth about alien abductions, the alien agenda, and alien domination of planet Earth based on over 700 hypnotic regressions of alien abductees. Chilling conclusions. Non-fiction.

Messages: The World’s Most Documented Extraterrestrial Contact Story by alien abductee Stan Romanek, who alleges to have actual proof, photos, videos, and lab reports to back up his story. His alien in the window video appeared on Larry King Live. Stan shares messages from the alien visitors. Non-fiction.

From My Side of the Bed by Lisa Romanek is a truly unique perspective on alien abduction, as told by the wife of extraterrestrial abductee Stan Romanek. Non-fiction.

The Custodians: Beyond Abduction delves into alien abduction as revealed through regressive hypnosis. Delores Cannon talks about her personal fears in regressing abductees, and shares twelve years of alien abduction case studies. Multiple alien races, missing time, genetics, screen memories, implants, time distortions, and our government working with the aliens are a few of the topics she covers. Non-fiction.

The 12th Planet: Book I of the Earth Chronicles. Thirty years of research unearth startling evidence about a 12th planet in our solar system on which the UFO aliens live — aliens which come to Earth every 3,600 years when their planet is in close proximity to ours. Zecharia Sitchin offers proof that our forefathers were extraterrestrials from the far reaches of our solar system. Non-fiction.

The Wars of Gods and Men: Book III of the Earth Chronicles. What links the Greek gods, the Bible, and UFO aliens? Ancient astronaut theorist Zecharia Sitchin sifts through ancient writings in his quest for the answer. Most chilling are the detailed accounts of Noah’s Flood and the Creation of Adam and Eve from genuine documents that predate the Bible. Non-fiction.

The Key: A True Encounter by Whitley Strieber, world-famous UFO abductee and author whose books Communion and Transformation about his alien abduction experiences were made into a movie starring Christopher Walken. His book The Key goes beyond abduction into the realm of the metaphysical when he relates later encounters with an entity he refers to as Master of the Key. Non-fiction.

The Unreturned is a fictional alien abduction scenario with aliens abducting humans and not bringing them back. People just up and disappear. Suddenly, the alien abductions stop, the aliens promise to bring all the living abductees back home and never abduct another human, but they lied… Fiction.

Alien Rapture: The Chosen reveals the top secret government agenda on UFOs exposed by a former Air Force intelligence officer and paranormal investigator. Alien abduction, genetic manipulation, and a government up to its eyeballs in aliens. While listed as a work of fiction, the government documents, reverse engineering of alien technology, military sciences, and historical quotes are reputed to be authentic. Fiction/Non-fiction.

Alien Contact is a fictional collection of short stories featuring, you guessed it, aliens. From Stephen King to Orson Scott Card, science fiction authors offer a tantalizing look at what could happen when Earthlings meet the aliens. Fiction.

Secret Life: Firsthand Documented Accounts of UFO Abductions by David M. Jacobs, Ph.D. Enter the private world of alien abductees and find out what it’s like to be abducted by aliens in this detailed walk-through of a typical abduction experience. Dr. Jacob’s conclusion based on hundreds of alien abduction stories is the creation of alien/human hybrids. Non-fiction.

Stars Rain Down is pure science fiction about an alien invasion that turns our civilization into a pile of rubble, with pockets of humanity scattered around the globe left to form a resistance group. Fiction.

The Darker Side of the Moon takes a look at UFOs, alien abductions, ancient aliens, and the alien agenda through existing evidence and presents theories relating to 2012, the apocalypse, and our relationship with the aliens. Non-fiction.

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Doggone Good White Elephant Gifts for Dog Lovers

Don’t be the bore whose gift ends up in the white elephant gift exchange to be gotten rid of, why not give a doggone good gift instead? Choose a gift they’ll want to keep. Whether it’s the office gift exchange party, a birthday present, Christmas present, thank you gift, or a just-because gift for a friend, give a gift with the cool factor.

According to the Humane Society, 39% of households own a dog, or two, or more. Multiply it out and your friends, neighbors, coworkers, and family own 78.2 million dogs between them. That’s a lot of dog lovers and you can cash in on this love of dogs in your gift shopping ideas.

All you need to do is Think Dog, and you don’t even need to worry about whether they own a dog. According to a recent poll, 74% of the populace likes dogs a lot, so even if they don’t have a dog they would still enjoy reading a book about dogs or that feature a dog as a main character.

Paperback Books for Dog Lovers

Bad Dog to Best Friend is the true story of rescue dog Dakota, a two-time shelter dog who was so godawful that we never thought we’d be able to allow her freedom in the house out of our sight. From pottying all over the house, chewing and destruction, Dakota was transformed into a dog who could be trusted with full run of the house all day. Follow our journey with her, including the techniques we used to retrain this bad dog. Written by me, Sharon Delarose, and full of photos of Dakota and her misdeeds.

A Dog’s Purpose was a surprising book for me. Told from a dog’s perspective I was expecting it to be hokie, but it was so well told and so gripping that I couldn’t put it down. Bailey the dog is reincarnated many times as different dogs living vastly different lives. This book is my favorite gift for people who’ve lost a dog, or whose dogs are elderly and will soon be facing the grief of losing their beloved companion.

James Herriot’s Dog Stories. I’ve personally been a fan of James Herriot’s books and have read them so many times, they are literally dog-eared. James Herriot wrote about his life as a country veterinarian in Yorkshire, England in the mid-1900s. He wrote about farm life in the country, the animals, the farmers, and being a veterinarian. His dog stories highlight the canine patients he treated. If you haven’t read his books, you’re in for a big treat.

It’s Me or the Dog: How to Have the Perfect Pet from world famous dog trainer and TV celebrity Victoria Stilwell. Find out how to tame even the most problematic dog using positive dog training techniques. While I haven’t read the book, I’ve watched every single episode of her TV show It’s Me or the Dog and many of Victoria’s training techniques helped us retrain our problem dog Dakota.

Oogy: The Dog That Only a Family Could Love. Heartwarming true story of a rescue dog that had been used as bait in a dog fighting ring, and the family who adopted him into house full of doggie love. Oogy became a national hero, visiting schools around the country and teaching kids about bully breeds and the horrors of dog fighting.

The Perfect Companion: Understanding, Training and Bonding with your Dog offers positive reinforcement dog training techniques from professional dog trainer Karen Davison. Karen studied canine psychology, advanced wolf behavior, dog agility instruction, and has been involved in dog rescue so she’s all about dogs. I know Karen and she’s good folks.

How to Be Your Dog’s Best Friend from the Monks of New Skete has been the standard for decades against which all other dog-training books have been measured. This book helped me retrain our problem dog Dakota, a dog nobody believed could ever be trained or trusted. Her story is featured in the book Bad Dog to Best Friend.

Merle’s Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog. How would dogs live if they were free? Would they stay with their human friends? Find out in this true story of Merle, a dog found wandering in the Utah desert, his newfound owner Ted, and the journey they shared together.

The Art of Racing in the Rain, as told through the eyes of Enzo the dog. Be warned that racing in the rain isn’t about a dog running happily through mud puddles on a rainy day. Racing refers to Enzo the dog’s owner who is a race car driver.

Dog Park Mystery books for your Kindle:

And if you think dog books are just about training a dog or rescue dogs, think again. Author Carol Ann Newsome offers a series of dog park mystery books including A Shot in the Bark and Drool Baby. Currently available as Kindle books, I’ve got it on good authority that paperback books are on the way.

In the meantime, did you know that you can gift a Kindle book? It’s super easy. On the Amazon page where you’d buy the book, right next to the buy button is a “give as a gift” button. Don’t worry if the recipient doesn’t own a Kindle. There are free apps that let you read Kindle books on a regular computer, both Windows and Macintosh. How cool is that?

A Shot in the Bark: A Dog Park Mystery about a grieving artist, a besotted detective, a creepy serial killer and a whole lotta dogs. Would you recognize a serial killer if you met one? Talked to one every day? Artist Lia Anderson doesn’t, and neither does anyone else who frequents the Mount Airy Dog Park.

Drool Baby: A Dog Park Mystery and the sequel to A Shot in the Bark. Life at the Mt. Airy Dog Park is returning to normal until a message from a stranger starts Lia down a path that has her fighting for her life.

Rescue Dog book for your Kindle:

An Angel With Fur is the true story of rescue dog Lobo. Hilarious and heartbreaking biography of an incredible dog, unlike anything you’ve ever read.

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Another Alien Abductee Comes Out of the Closet

It’s not an easy decision to come forward with an alien abduction story. Alien abductees are often treated like a circus freak show — pay your dollar to look at the Siamese twins, or elephant man, or human skeleton. You risk public ridicule which could cost you a job if your employer isn’t on board with their customers knowing you work there.

Then there’s being recognized at the grocery store. Nobody’s going to come up to you and say, “Wow, you changed my life with your heartwarming story!” No, they’ll laugh and ask about anal probes as if it were some sort of big joke. Now if the topic itself is a big joke to most folks, what do you think that makes YOU?

And if becoming the butt of an alien anal probe joke isn’t enough, you risk a complete loss of privacy. Once the media gets a whiff that another alien abductee has come out of the closet, they might decide you’re the next best sensational tabloid story to splash across the front page.


The public isn’t your biggest worry, however — there’s the government to worry about. Big Brother has some pretty strong views on what UFO alien information they want fed to the public. Cross Big Brother and you could disappear off the face of the earth. The aliens would get the blame and the media circus would eat it up. “Alien abductee goes missing for real, UFOs suspected!” Few would actually take it seriously.

So why on earth would you risk coming forward? What would motivate an alien abductee to take such a big risk on so many levels?

For me it was simple, my inner voice urged me to embrace what happened. I’d kept a diary of events for some of the hottest activity without even realizing the truth of what was happening to me. The UFO aliens hid behind the shadows of the night so I believed I was simply plagued with UFO and alien nightmares, hence the name for the book.

Maybe facing the doom and gloom predicted for December 2012 was a poke in the shoulder. The year 2012 will probably slide on by just as the year 2000 did, with a lot of huff and puff but nothing that could knock a door down, but what if?

All I know is that if Armageddon doesn’t get us in 2012, it will get us sooner or later, and I strongly believe that the UFO aliens will be there. Whether they bring it on, or whether they rescue our undeserving butts from annihilation, I don’t know, but they will be flying the skies overhead in some capacity and we need to be prepared for them. Right now, we aren’t.

Hollywood sensationalizes space aliens, usually in the form creatures who eat us alive or take over our bodies, but rarely in a manner that genuinely prepares us to come face to face with a real live alien.


Sooner or later mankind is going to wake up to alien space ships landing in the front yard for real. On that day the world will panic, just as it did after the radio broadcast War of the Worlds. Whether the aliens come in peace or bring war, it doesn’t matter. The only hope we have of being truly ready is to accept the aliens as being a genuine phenomenon long before they arrive in full force.

Hopefully those of us willing to share our stories will help pave the way for the public to get a grip. You can read my personal account of what it’s like when the UFO aliens come calling in the book, Alien Nightmares: Screen Memories of UFO Alien Abductions. It’s available in paperback, Kindle and Nook.


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Should a book have a Table of Contents?

Recently in a writer’s forum, there was a discussion about whether to put a Table of Contents in a novel. Writers fell on both sides of the fence with their opinions, as with anything.

The consensus was that we shouldn’t clutter the front portion of an eBook with drivel, or interrupt the reader who probably just wants to lose themselves in a good story. eBook devices made it easy to bookmark your place so there was no need for a Table of Contents to get you back to where you were.

I thought they were missing a golden opportunity to better connect with their readers. A good Table of Contents can tell people what to expect from a book. It can also help sell the book.

I listed a few examples from my own books in the forum, demonstrating that it’s as good as a bulleted list of selling points.

From Yankee Go Home:

  • Cow Killers
  • Booger Dawg Rises Again
  • Lust or Bust
  • Daughters of the Revolution

From Bad Dog to Best Friend:

  • Dakota’s Trip to Misery
  • Deadly Prey
  • Don’t Kill the Dog
  • Potty Training a Problem Dog

From Alien Nightmares:

  • Faces in the Dark
  • Fright Nights
  • Flying Saucer in My Back Yard
  • We Can’t Handle the Truth

Then I realized that all they’d see was me marketing my own books and they’d probably just glaze right over the point I was trying to make, so I posted again using someone else’s book as an example.

Now this was the perfect example because I’d never heard of Vickie Mendenhall until she posted a link to her book in an author’s forum. I checked out her book and like me, she’d given it a Table of Contents including:

  • The Tooth Fairy Sucks
  • Those Damn Nuns
  • Small Children in Church
  • In the Doghouse
  • Button Button, Who’s Got the Goddamn Button?
  • I Killed the Boogeyman

For some reason the chapter “Those Damn Nuns” really stood out even though I’d never had dealings with nuns. But now, I wanted to read about Vickie’s experience. What about those damn nuns? What did the damn nuns do? I had to know.

I read Vickie’s book, Jumping in Mud Puddles, and now I’m one of her biggest fans. I pass out her name more than I do my own. Because of a single chapter title, Vickie now has a fan spreading the word about her book and I know that my exuberance has sold copies for her. People have publicly said so.

THAT’S what a Table of Contents can do for you!

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Cork in a Bottle

Writing isn’t always logical. The inspiration does not always follow the flow that you believe it should. If you get hung up on what you think you should be writing next, you could find that your words stop flowing. Your words can get stuck behind a cork in a bottle.

I write blog posts, articles for sale, and books which are available in paperback and on Kindle. As long as I write what’s ready to come out, the words never stop flowing. Running out of words has never been a problem until recently, when I allowed logic to dictate what I should be writing rather than going with the flow.

I had already written and released a dog book, Bad Dog to Best Friend, and had the raw material for two more dog books. Logic would dictate that I should follow a dog book with another dog book, except it wasn’t a dog book that wanted to come out.

Next out the door was a Yankee in the South book which mentioned a booger dog in passing, following by a book for spouses of coin collectors, followed by an astrophysical murder mystery in which the word “dog” probably only appears once in relation to Isaac Newton’s dog.


Sometimes you have to follow your motivation and throw logic out the window. By letting go of the idea that a specific book or article should be next, you can open the door to let a flood of articles, books, or blog posts out the door. The words are always there but sometimes you have to let them channel themselves in their own way.

Once I stopped fighting it and embraced the flow, the words came out like a veritable gusher. Not only were the words flowing as fast as I could type them, the ideas were coming one after another bringing the most bizarre connections. I’d be writing about some obscure fact and I’d find a connection between that fact and another seemingly unrelated fact.

This was happening so often that I was in awe. It was almost as if the backstory of the astrophysical murder mystery book was writing itself. Was I plugged into some higher power that was feeding me the story? Was there a higher power guiding my words? The facts were truly stranger than fiction and they came together with such ease that I could not help but wonder if someone wanted the backstory told.

The astrophysical mystery started out as a work of fiction but by the time it was finished, there were so many bizarre and unusual facts that I ended up including a bibliography at the end. For anyone who would take an interest in strange facts as I do, the bibliography would allow them to answer questions such as, “Is this even possible? Could that be real? Did such a thing actually happen? Does that item exist? Was he a real person?” Only time will tell if I’ve found a niche among my fellow oddballs of the world.


So the next time you’re stuck like a cork in a bottle, take a step back and completely clear your mind of all logic. Clear your mind of what you THINK you should be writing. Pretend you’ve got a day off and can write whatever feels good in the moment. Embrace the flow of words that want to come out and let them take you on a journey. Tell yourself that it’s okay to write something totally unexpected, totally illogical, and totally off the predicted path. Follow your words and you will be amazed at the place they will take you. Pop that cork out of the bottle and watch the words come gushing out!

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